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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Philadelphia Eagles
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Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.
Your team: Philadelphia Eag—God, I’m exhausted just typing their name. Makes me wanna spit on a guy.
