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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Buffalo Bills
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Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.
Your team: It was an interception. Get over it.
Your 2025 record: 12-5. As always, Buffalo’s dominant regular season meant nothing. In fact, that gaudy 12-5 record wasn’t enough to keep the hated New England Patriots from wresting the AFC East crown away from the Bills after five years atop the division. Those same Patriots would go on to play in the Super Bowl, and in just the second year of their young quarterback’s career. They might play in—and win!—many more Super Bowls after this. Meanwhile, the Bills have had one of the best QBs in the sport for many years and yet still can’t navigate their way through the AFC playoff field without tying their dick in a knot.
