After Imprisoning The Angels In The Toilet For Decades, Arte Moreno Is Cashing Out

To sum up the quarter-century of Los Angeles Angels baseball under owner Arte Moreno requires someone who knows him and them better than we do, so let’s go to Anaheim Mayor Ashleigh Aitken, who responded to Moreno’s abrupt decision to sell the team on Tuesday thusly:

“I feel like it’s my birthday.”

And there’s your Angels postgame show for today. Our final score again: Yankees 7, Angels 3. We’ll see you tomorrow, and please drive home safely.